Starcraft 2 Tauren Marine Confirmed!

In Gaming, RTS on July 11, 2010 at 8:40 pm

Recalling Blizzard’s April Fool’s joke, many were saddened that the Tauren Marine would be a no-show. Howerver, most of us were quite happy with the decision because the thought of a Tauren Marine in Starcraft 2 is just plain ridiculous.

But all is not lost, for I have a reliable insider source who has confirmed that Starcraft 2 will in fact feature the Tauren Marine!

Tauren Marine Confirmed

Starcraft 2 will feature the Tauren Marine unit!

Yup, you heard right! But there’s one tiny caveat …

But you already knew that didn’t you? Blizzard wouldn’t do something ridiculous like introduce Taurens into their hit space RTS game… would they?

Draenei, Outland and Netherstorm suggest that they, who knows… might!

Detractors and purists can rest assured the Tauren Marine in SC2 is in better taste. It’s available as a CHEAT, and no, I don’t know what cheat it will be (“Mad Cow Disease”?, “Moo Crew”?, “Take Heart Young One”?). All I know it’s in and it is, and I quote, “Very cool!” In hindsight, it does make sense. Blizzard put in the effort to make graphics, 3D models/textures and even the video for the thing. They would probably not want it to go to waste as a simple April Fool’s joke.

Blizzard Starcraft 2 Tauren Marine

Tauren Marine featured as new cheat unit!

Ish-ne-alo por-ah — May the Earthmother smile upon you.


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